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"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
Truth & Lies
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way."
Experience
"Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own."
Reading
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
Morality
"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
Thinking
"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."
Sleep
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Education
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places."
Morality
"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way."
Writing
"I do not like work even when someone else does it."
Work
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Clever Jabs
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Clever Jabs
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
Miscellaneous
"I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey."
Animals
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Anti-God
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
Money
"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."
Experience
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."
Humor
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
Humor
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
History
"Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it."
Happiness
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