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"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother."
Children
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
Reading
"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
Truth & Lies
"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."
Ideas
"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."
Miscellaneous
"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."
Quotations
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
Laughter
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Age
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
Morality
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
Anger
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
Comedy
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Miscellaneous
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear."
Courage
"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."
Miscellaneous
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
Clever Jabs
"Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain."
Fear
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
Money
"Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their neglect would make the man uncomfortable. A man performs but one duty - the duty of contenting his spirit, the duty of making himself agreeable to himself."
Virtue
"Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let me label you as they may."
Responsibility
"Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned."
Education
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