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"Etiquette requires us to admire the human race."
Miscellaneous
"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
Morality
"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."
Truth & Lies
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
Miscellaneous
"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it."
Virtue
"George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie."
Youth
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
Facts
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
Religion
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Sports
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
Miscellaneous
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
Happiness
"Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it."
Happiness
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
History
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
Humor
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."
Humor
"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."
Experience
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
Money
"I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey."
Animals
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Anti-God
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
Miscellaneous
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