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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -
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Top 5 quotes from Mark Twain
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist."
Top 5 quotes from Religion
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
"Talk to me about the truth of religion and I'll listen gladly. Talk to me about the duty of religion and I'll listen submissively. But don't come talking to me about the consolations of religion or I shall suspect that you don't understand."
"It has been often said, very truly, that religion is the thing that makes the ordinary man feel extraordinary; it is an equally important truth that religion is the thing that makes the extraordinary man feel ordinary."
"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn."
"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another."
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