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Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman

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"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others." 4.3 avg (3 votes)
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." Age, Comedy 4.6 avg (18 votes)
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." Atheism, Holidays 3.7 avg (20 votes)
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." Comedy 4.0 avg (9 votes)
"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in." Family 3.9 avg (12 votes)
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." Love 4.1 avg (7 votes)
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." Marriage 5.0 avg (3 votes)
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." Miscellaneous 3.0 avg (1 votes)
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock." Money 3.5 avg (2 votes)


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