I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. by Henny Youngman

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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Copy to Clipboard
-- Henny Youngman

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Top 5 quotes from Henny Youngman

Top 5 quotes from Atheism, Holidays

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year."
"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light."
"I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
"A University of Chicago professor said the greatest day in the world was when a water puppy crawled out on land and decided to stay. The water puppy, he said, went on to become a man. If he proves that, I am willing to give up Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Day, and to celebrate Water Puppy Day."

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