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"That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them." Dorothy Parker 4.615384615384615 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence." William F. Buckley 4.777777777777778 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Deep versed in books and shallow in himself." Henry Kissinger 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad." Henry Kissinger 4.473684210526316 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim." Margaret Thatcher 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." Mark Twain 4.777777777777778 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.846153846153846 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious." Bill Maher 3.9411764705882355 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us." Laurence Peter 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street." Laurence Peter 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." Fran Lebowitz 2.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows." Dwight Eisenhower 4.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit." Rush Limbaugh 3.473684210526316 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already." Abraham Lincoln 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." Abraham Lincoln 4.428571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde 4.515151515151516 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx 4.882352941176471 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill 4.72 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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