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Fran Lebowitz's quotes
"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try."
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."
"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
"Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special."
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
"My favorite animal is steak."
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not."
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota."
"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."
"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
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