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"A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it."
Henry Ford
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street."
Laurence Peter
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
Fran Lebowitz
"An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff."
Adlai Stevenson
"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."
Dwight Eisenhower
"As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls."
Rita Mae Brown
"Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too rich."
Robin Williams
"Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad."
Henry Kissinger
"Deep versed in books and shallow in himself."
Henry Kissinger
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
Mark Twain
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
Oscar Wilde
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Groucho Marx
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
Abraham Lincoln
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
"He is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about."
Winston Churchill
"He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow."
George Eliot
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"I dote on his very absence."
William Shakespeare
"I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that Jimmy Carter came to me and asked why I wanted his job. I told him I didn't want his job. I want to be President."
Ronald Reagan
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