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"A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it." Henry Ford 4.625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street." Laurence Peter 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." Fran Lebowitz 2.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff." Adlai Stevenson 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows." Dwight Eisenhower 4.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls." Rita Mae Brown 4.3076923076923075 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too rich." Robin Williams 4.555555555555555 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad." Henry Kissinger 4.473684210526316 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Deep versed in books and shallow in himself." Henry Kissinger 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." Mark Twain 4.777777777777778 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde 4.964285714285714 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." Abraham Lincoln 4.428571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill 4.72 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about." Winston Churchill 4.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." George Eliot 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.846153846153846 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.4375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I dote on his very absence." William Shakespeare 4.444444444444445 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that Jimmy Carter came to me and asked why I wanted his job. I told him I didn't want his job. I want to be President." Ronald Reagan 4.275862068965517 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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