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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."	Jack Nicholson
"Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you."	Winston Churchill
"Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."	Kenneth Millar
"She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand."	Saul Bellow
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."	Oscar Wilde
"Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'"	George W. Bush
"Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself."	Mark Twain
"That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them."	Dorothy Parker
"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit."	Rush Limbaugh
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."	Hunter S. Thompson
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."	Rita Mae Brown
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."	Jay Leno
"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back."	Will Rogers
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us."	Laurence Peter
"This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read."	Winston Churchill
"Thus far, the reputed idiot Bush has graduated from Yale and Harvard, made a stack of cash in the oil industry, become the first consecutive-term governor of Texas, defeated a dual-term VP for the presidency, and led his party to [November 5th's] extraordinary triumphs. Let his opponents keep calling him stupid; if they do, within five years Bush will be King of England, the Pope, and world Formula One motor racing champion."	Tim Blair
"Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded."	John McCain
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."	George Bernard Shaw
"You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable."	Oliver Wendell Holmes

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