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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx

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"Women should be obscene and not heard." 4.0 avg (14 votes)
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." Comedy 4.8 avg (66 votes)
"Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house." Television 4.4 avg (87 votes)
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." Quotations 4.8 avg (12 votes)
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." Politics 4.7 avg (24 votes)
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." Comedy 4.8 avg (77 votes)
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women." 4.6 avg (14 votes)
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Clever Jabs 4.9 avg (34 votes)
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." Clever Jabs 4.7 avg (77 votes)
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." Clever Jabs 4.3 avg (34 votes)
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Clever Jabs 4.8 avg (15 votes)
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Marriage 4.6 avg (14 votes)
"Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough." Age 4.9 avg (9 votes)


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