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"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Comedy
"Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house."
Television
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Quotations
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."
Politics
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."
Comedy
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women."
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
Clever Jabs
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member."
Clever Jabs
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Clever Jabs
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Clever Jabs
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Marriage
"Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough."
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