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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx

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"Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough." Age 4.9 avg (9 votes)
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Marriage 4.6 avg (14 votes)
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Clever Jabs 4.8 avg (15 votes)
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." Clever Jabs 4.3 avg (34 votes)
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." Clever Jabs 4.7 avg (77 votes)
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Clever Jabs 4.9 avg (34 votes)
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women." 4.6 avg (14 votes)
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." Comedy 4.8 avg (77 votes)
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." Politics 4.7 avg (24 votes)
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." Quotations 4.8 avg (12 votes)
"Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house." Television 4.4 avg (87 votes)
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." Comedy 4.8 avg (66 votes)
"Women should be obscene and not heard." 4.0 avg (14 votes)


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