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"...adults are just obsolete children, and the hell with them."
Theodor Seuss Geisel
"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother."
Mark Twain
"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."
Carl Sandburg
"A strict master will not have understanding sons."
Nachman of Bratslav
"All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."
Pablo Picasso
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
Bill Cosby
"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
Fran Lebowitz
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
Andy Warhol
"Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors."
Madonna Ciccone
"Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk."
Carl Jung
"Children are innocent and love justice, while most adults are wicked and prefer mercy."
GK Chesterton
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."
Socrates
"Children today know more about sex than I or my father did."
Bill Cosby
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
Phyllis Diller
"Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society."
Benjamin Franklin
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."
Pablo Picasso
"Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver."
Laurence Peter
"Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them."
Rita Rudner
"How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it."
Alexandre Dumas
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."
Bill Cosby
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