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Bill Cosby

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"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Wisdom 3.1 avg (11 votes)
"Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on." Miscellaneous 3.5 avg (4 votes)
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." Children 4.5 avg (11 votes)
"Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you." Motivation & Goals 4.5 avg (2 votes)
"Children today know more about sex than I or my father did." Children 4.4 avg (8 votes)
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope." Family 4.2 avg (10 votes)
"For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked." Marriage 3.0 avg (2 votes)
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home." Children 3.8 avg (6 votes)
"I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't." Love 3.7 avg (3 votes)
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." Success 4.7 avg (24 votes)
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right." Family 4.3 avg (3 votes)
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure." Success 4.9 avg (22 votes)
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." Marriage 4.3 avg (7 votes)
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries." Age 5.0 avg (4 votes)
"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes." Music 4.9 avg (8 votes)
"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet." Family 4.2 avg (6 votes)
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic." Children 4.3 avg (6 votes)
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods." Marriage 5.0 avg (6 votes)
"The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now." Time 4.5 avg (13 votes)
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God." God 4.2 avg (6 votes)

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