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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Rita Rudner 3 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Honeymoon: a short period of doting between dating and debating." Ray Bandy 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." Jim Backus 4.833333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for." Mae West 2 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner." Amy Bloom 4.142857142857143 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity." Ambrose Bierce 3.857142857142857 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Wedding: a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable." Ambrose Bierce 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." Amy Bloom 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets." Ogden Nash 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soulmate is the one you are actually married to." J.R.R. Tolkien 4.444444444444445 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." Katherine Hepburn 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." Woody Allen 4.454545454545454 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is." Madonna Ciccone 3 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly." Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire) 3 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?" Henry Mencken 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." Zsa Zsa Gabor 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage." Benjamin Franklin 4.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I know nothing about sex because I was always married." Zsa Zsa Gabor 3.25 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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