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"Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven."
Religion
"I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey."
Animals
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Anti-God
"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."
Sleep
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
Miscellaneous
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
Miscellaneous
"We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove."
Miscellaneous
"Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own."
Reading
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
Happiness
"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother."
Children
"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
Food
"India has 2,000,000 gods, and worships them all. In religion, other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire."
Religion
"The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are."
Money
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