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George Burns

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"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." 4.8 avg (28 votes)
"The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made." Acting 5.0 avg (8 votes)
"If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred." Age 4.8 avg (5 votes)
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." Comedy, Happiness 4.7 avg (19 votes)
"When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights." Miscellaneous 3.3 avg (3 votes)
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." Politics 4.9 avg (8 votes)
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." Success 4.8 avg (4 votes)
"I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate." Work 4.4 avg (10 votes)


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