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"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late." Max Kaufman 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx 4.642857142857143 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It is most unwise for people in love to marry." George Bernard Shaw 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." Zsa Zsa Gabor 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin 4.5625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married." Robert Frost 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." Amy Bloom 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Honeymoon: a short period of doting between dating and debating." Ray Bandy 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." Woody Allen 4.454545454545454 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soulmate is the one you are actually married to." J.R.R. Tolkien 4.444444444444445 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her." Benjamin Tillet 4.428571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage." Will Rogers 4.428571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"No man should have a secret from his wife; she invariably finds out." Oscar Wilde 4.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow." Roseanne Barr 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." Bill Cosby 4.285714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Remember if you marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance, will neither last nor please thee one year: and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all." Emily Dickinson 4.285714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out." Abraham Lincoln 4.266666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." Johnny Carson 4.25 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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