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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."	Clever Jabs
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there."	Clever Jabs
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns -- he should be drawn and quoted."	Comedy
"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."	Government
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."	Miscellaneous

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