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"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam." -
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Top 5 quotes from Johnny Carson
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Top 5 quotes from Marriage
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
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