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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." -
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Top 5 quotes from Johnny Carson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'"
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
Top 5 quotes from Television
"I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth -- I just hate what is being done with it."
"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives."
"Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?"
"Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want."
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."