| Top 5 quotes from Homer Simpson |
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| Top 5 quotes from The Simpsons |
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"Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!"
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"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
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"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
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"Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."
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"What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'"
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