| Top 5 quotes from Homer Simpson |
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| Top 5 quotes from The Simpsons |
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"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"
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"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
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"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
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"Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."
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"What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'"
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