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George Carlin

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"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?" George Carlin 4.8 avg (22 votes)
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark." George Carlin 4.5 avg (11 votes)
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past." Time 4.0 avg (5 votes)
"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction." George Carlin 4.9 avg (18 votes)
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." George Carlin 4.4 avg (5 votes)
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect." George Carlin 4.8 avg (5 votes)
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." Government 4.6 avg (8 votes)
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." Humor 4.5 avg (8 votes)
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." George Carlin 4.8 avg (18 votes)
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" George Carlin 4.6 avg (26 votes)
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin 4.7 avg (23 votes)
"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything." George Carlin 4.0 avg (3 votes)


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