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"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws."
"Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason."
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."
"I think the idea of art kills creativity."
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
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