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Top 5 quotes from Ogden Nash
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
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Top 5 quotes from Animals
"Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason."
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men."
"I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey."