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"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting." Yogi Berra 4.857142857142857 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." Yogi Berra 4.833333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I didn't really say everything I said." Yogi Berra 4.833333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I made a wrong mistake." Yogi Berra 4.818181818181818 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical." Yogi Berra 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." Yogi Berra 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question." Yogi Berra 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"This is like deja vu all over again." Yogi Berra 4.777777777777778 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra 4.766666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head." Yogi Berra 4.714285714285714 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him." Yogi Berra 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary." Yogi Berra 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much." Yogi Berra 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." Yogi Berra 4.571428571428571 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It ain't over till it's over." Yogi Berra 4.553846153846154 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today." Yogi Berra 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." Yogi Berra 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You can observe a lot just by watchin'." Yogi Berra 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If people don�t come to the games, you can�t stop them." Yogi Berra 4.333333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." Yogi Berra 3.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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