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"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." Homer Simpson 4.72 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!" Homer Simpson 4.483870967741935 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed." Homer Simpson 4.142857142857143 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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