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"I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another."
"I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know."
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