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"If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library." Education 4.8 avg (17 votes)
"The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work." Government 3.2 avg (13 votes)


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