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Quote DB :: Authors :: Steve Martin :: View Quote View Quote "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Steve Martin Listed in: Comedy Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.5  Rate Quote 12 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Steve Martin "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." "I could not handle being a woman, I would stay home all day and play with my breasts." "The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself." Top 5 quotes from Comedy "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." "The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right." "Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws." "I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."

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