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Quote DB :: Authors :: Steve Martin :: View Quote View Quote "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Steve Martin Listed in: Sex Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.79  Rate Quote 14 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Steve Martin "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." "I could not handle being a woman, I would stay home all day and play with my breasts." "The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself." "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." Top 5 quotes from Sex "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." "Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." "Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." "Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." "The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous."

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