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Quote DB :: Authors :: Steve Martin :: View Quote View Quote "I could not handle being a woman, I would stay home all day and play with my breasts." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Steve Martin Listed in: Women Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.69  Rate Quote 13 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Steve Martin "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." "The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself." "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." Top 5 quotes from Women "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." "Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." "No side will win the Battle of the Sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

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