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Quote DB :: Authors :: Groucho Marx :: View Quote View Quote "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Groucho Marx Listed in: Comedy Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.81  Rate Quote 68 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Groucho Marx "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." "Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough." "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Top 5 quotes from Comedy "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." "The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right." "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."

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