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Quote DB :: Comedy :: Clever Jabs Search in this category Sponsored Links Quote Author Rating Rate "Deep versed in books and shallow in himself." Henry Kissinger "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde "Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you." Winston Churchill "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." Dorothy Parker "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." Fred Allen "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back." Will Rogers "I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won." Muhammad Ali "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain "You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable." Oliver Wendell Holmes "This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read." Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence." William F. Buckley "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." Mark Twain "He is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about." Winston Churchill "I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there." Fred Allen "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." Groucho Marx 1 2 3 Next >> Browse Clever Jabs quotes by Author: Abraham Lincoln Adlai Stevenson Arnold Schwarzenegger Bill Maher Dan Quayle Dorothy Parker Dwight Eisenhower Fran Lebowitz Fred Allen George Bernard Shaw George Eliot George W. Bush Groucho Marx Henry Ford Henry Kissinger Hunter S. Thompson Jack Nicholson Jay Leno John McCain Kenneth Millar Laurence Peter M. Grundler Marcel Proust Margaret Thatcher Mark Twain Muhammad Ali Oliver Wendell Holmes Oscar Levant Oscar Wilde Rita Mae Brown Robin Williams Ronald Reagan Rush Limbaugh Saul Bellow Tim Blair Walter Matthau Will Rogers William F. Buckley William Shakespeare Winston Churchill

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