Top 5 quotes from Dave Barry |
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- "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
- "The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."
- "You should do your own car repairs. It's an easy way to save money and possibly maim yourself for life."
- "What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
- "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above- average drivers."
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