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"I assume you are on the Internet. If you are not, then pardon my French, but vous Ítes un big loser. Today EVERYBODY is on the Internet, including the primitive Mud People of the Amazon rain forest. In the old days, when the Mud People needed food, they had to manually throw spears at wild boars; whereas today they simply get on the Internet, go to www.spear-a-boar.com and click their mouse a few times (the Mud People use actual mice). Within three business days, a large box is delivered to them by a UPS driver, whom they eat." 4.407407407407407 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other..." 4.571428571428571 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat." 3.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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