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"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off." -
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Woody Allen
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Top 5 quotes from Woody Allen
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"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
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"The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right."
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