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"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." 4.86666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!" 3.85714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." 4.53846153846154 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town." 3.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." 4.89473684210526 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you're asked to sit down." 4.2 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on where you're standing." 3.33333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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