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Quote DB :: Authors :: Rodney Dangerfield

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"I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know." 3.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another." 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." 3.8571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table." 4.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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