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Quote DB :: Authors :: Rodney Dangerfield :: View Quote View Quote "I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Rodney Dangerfield Listed in: Comedy Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.5  Rate Quote 2 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Rodney Dangerfield "I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table." "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." "I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know." Top 5 quotes from Comedy "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." "The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right." "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."

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