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Quote DB :: Sex :: Women Search in this category Sponsored Links Quote Author Rating Rate "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." Bill Maher "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." Albert Einstein "Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." Oscar Wilde "No side will win the Battle of the Sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." Henry Kissinger "A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert Heinlein "The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me." George Bernard Shaw "I could not handle being a woman, I would stay home all day and play with my breasts." Steve Martin "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." Dave Barry "Women have a thirst for order and beauty as for something physical; there is a strange female power of hating ugliness and waste as good men can only hate sin and bad men virtue." GK Chesterton "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." Kevin Smith "If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things." Plato "Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination." Marcel Proust "Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood." Oscar Wilde "Every woman knows all about everything." Rudyard Kipling "The curve is more powerful than the sword." Mae West "Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women." Groucho Marx "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." Mark Twain "Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place." Billy Crystal "Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." William Congreve 1 2 3 4 Next >> Browse Women quotes by Author: Albert Einstein Alexandre Dumas Ambrose Bierce Aristotle Aristotle Onassis Author Unknown Benjamin Franklin Bill Maher Billy Crystal Carrie Snow Charles Caleb Colton Cheris Kramerae Christopher Morley Dave Barry Debby Jones Dorothy Parker Dwight Eisenhower Edward A. Murphy Eleanor Roosevelt Fannie Hurst George Bernard Shaw GK Chesterton Gloria Steinem Groucho Marx Henry Kissinger Hillary Clinton Ian Fleming John Barrymore Joseph Addison Kevin Smith Laurence Peter Lawrence Diggs Mae West Marcel Proust Margaret Mead Margaret Thatcher Marilyn Monroe Mark Twain Napoleon Bonaparte Oscar Wilde Pat Robertson Plato Rita Mae Brown Robert Heinlein Rudyard Kipling Rush Limbaugh Steve Martin William Congreve Winston Churchill

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