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"When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs." Oscar Wilde 3.590909090909091 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"An engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant, as the case may be. It is hardly a matter that she could be allowed to arrange for herself." Oscar Wilde 2.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." Johnny Carson 3.8333333333333335 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." Johnny Carson 4.25 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." Johnny Carson 4.181818181818182 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam." Johnny Carson 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Remember if you marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance, will neither last nor please thee one year: and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all." Emily Dickinson 4.285714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out." Abraham Lincoln 4.266666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx 4.642857142857143 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Ultimately the bond of all companionship, wheather in marriage or in friendship, is conversation." Oscar Wilde 4.823529411764706 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"My toughest fight was with my first wife." Muhammad Ali 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It is not the lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." Friedrich Nietzsche 4.722222222222222 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." Euripides 3.4444444444444446 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinion of himself than on the opinion of others." Marcus Aurelius 4.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The whole purpose of a husband and wife is that when hard times knock at the door you should be able to embrace each other." Nelson Mandela 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife." Francis William Bourdillon 3.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow." Roseanne Barr 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." Henny Youngman 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late." Max Kaufman 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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