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Quote DB :: Sex :: Women Search in this category Sponsored Links Quote Author Rating Rate "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." Albert Einstein "Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate." Alexandre Dumas "You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day." Ambrose Bierce "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." Aristotle Onassis "In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels." Aristotle "Can't live with 'em. Can't legally torture them to death." Author Unknown "To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends." Benjamin Franklin "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." Bill Maher "Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place." Billy Crystal "Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn't own a car." Carrie Snow "If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours." Charles Caleb Colton "Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride." Charles Caleb Colton "Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings." Cheris Kramerae "A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life." Christopher Morley "Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse." Christopher Morley "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." Dave Barry "It's not about finding the right man, it's about being the right woman." Debby Jones "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." Dorothy Parker "Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age." Dwight Eisenhower "A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't." Edward A. Murphy 1 2 3 4 Next >> Browse Women quotes by Author: Albert Einstein Alexandre Dumas Ambrose Bierce Aristotle Aristotle Onassis Author Unknown Benjamin Franklin Bill Maher Billy Crystal Carrie Snow Charles Caleb Colton Cheris Kramerae Christopher Morley Dave Barry Debby Jones Dorothy Parker Dwight Eisenhower Edward A. Murphy Eleanor Roosevelt Fannie Hurst George Bernard Shaw GK Chesterton Gloria Steinem Groucho Marx Henry Kissinger Hillary Clinton Ian Fleming John Barrymore Joseph Addison Kevin Smith Laurence Peter Lawrence Diggs Mae West Marcel Proust Margaret Mead Margaret Thatcher Marilyn Monroe Mark Twain Napoleon Bonaparte Oscar Wilde Pat Robertson Plato Rita Mae Brown Robert Heinlein Rudyard Kipling Rush Limbaugh Steve Martin William Congreve Winston Churchill

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