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Quote DB :: Authors :: Steven Wright :: View Quote View Quote "I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Steven Wright Listed in: Steven Wright Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 4.78  Rate Quote 9 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Steven Wright "Black holes are where God divided by zero." "I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it..." "I hate it when my leg falls sleep in the middle of the day, because that means it'll be up all night." "I cried because I had no shoes, 'till I met a man who had no feet. So I said, 'You got any shoes you're not using'?" "Last night I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." Top 5 quotes from Steven Wright "I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again." "When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" "I installed a skylight in my apartment yesterday. The people who live above me are furious." "I have a microwave fireplace. I can lay down in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes." "I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it."

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