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Quote DB :: Authors :: Fran Lebowitz :: View Quote View Quote "I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Fran Lebowitz Listed in: Comedy Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 3.67  Rate Quote 3 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Fran Lebowitz "Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special." "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." "In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." "Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." Top 5 quotes from Comedy "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." "The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right." "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

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