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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -
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Johnny Carson
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Top 5 quotes from Johnny Carson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'"
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
Top 5 quotes from Life & Death
"We've got to live. No matter how many skies have fallen."
"Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway."
"A shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases."
"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
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