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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -
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Johnny Carson
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Top 5 quotes from Johnny Carson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'"
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
Top 5 quotes from Miscellaneous
"Deliberate with caution, but act with decision; and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness."
"Sex and creativity are often seen by dictators as subversive activities."
"The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you."
"As far as I am concerned now, I have no enemies in the press whatsoever."
"Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity."
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