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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -
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Johnny Carson
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Top 5 quotes from Johnny Carson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'"
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
Top 5 quotes from Miscellaneous
"Man still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin."
"As for a future life, every man must judge for himself between conflicting vague probabilities."
"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt."
"There is something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."
"The destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits--not animals."
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