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Quote DB :: Authors :: Erna Bombeck :: View Quote View Quote "If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead." - Copy to Clipboard   --  Erna Bombeck Listed in: Football, Men Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 3.44  Rate Quote 9 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Erna Bombeck "Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other." "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." "There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams. Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there." "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." "There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child." Top 5 quotes from Football, Men "A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?" "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." "No side will win the Battle of the Sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

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