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Quote DB :: Authors :: Steven Wright :: View Quote View Quote "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" - Copy to Clipboard   --  Steven Wright Listed in: Steven Wright Add Quote To Your Quote List   Rating: 3.82  Rate Quote 11 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Sponsored Links Top 5 quotes from Steven Wright "Black holes are where God divided by zero." "I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it..." "I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again." "I hate it when my leg falls sleep in the middle of the day, because that means it'll be up all night." "I cried because I had no shoes, 'till I met a man who had no feet. So I said, 'You got any shoes you're not using'?" Top 5 quotes from Steven Wright "Last night I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." "When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" "I installed a skylight in my apartment yesterday. The people who live above me are furious." "I have a microwave fireplace. I can lay down in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes." "I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it."

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